Orbit - Euphemisms commercial

Summary: A woman confronts her husband and his mistress using euphemisms instead of dirty language.

Video:

Description

Dirty Mouth Test 37

A woman bursts into an office holding a box. She scowlingly says to her husband: "You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog."
Husband: What the French toast
Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen? You lint-licker!
Wife: Pickle you kumquat!
Husband: You're overreacting.
Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken.

All three of them start fighting, but because they were all chewing Orbit gum, none used dirty language.

The Orbit spokeswoman is off to the side and says, "Fabulous! New Orbit Raspberry Mint cleans another dirty mouth."

Credits

None listed

Cast

Vanessa Branch ... Spokeswoman
Jesse Copano ... Mistress

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Comments

hillary duff May 03, 2007 16:29

love the sayings everybody at my school is saying lint licker

meredith May 03, 2007 17:23

gets me every time

Kris May 03, 2007 23:37

I love this commercial, puts a smile on my face:)

Paige May 05, 2007 20:45

I now use these phrases almost every day! <3

Money May 05, 2007 21:12

I love this Commercial Its the funniest thing ever....Pickle you kumquat!!!

Laura May 06, 2007 01:22

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL. it kills me everytime

"What the french toast?"

Linda n kelly May 06, 2007 13:25

LOVE IT!!! I LOVE IT!!! WE LOVE IT!!! LINT LICKERS LOVE IT!!! AND SO DO COODIE QUEENS!!!

LINT LICKeR May 07, 2007 17:27

ha ha! i love this! i started sayin it @ school now everyone says it!

mosa.. May 14, 2007 00:02

best freaking commercial, hillarious!!! those who havent seen it and they hear me.. think im a hardcore weirdo!

bob polin May 14, 2007 14:31

great commercial.

Seth & Alex May 15, 2007 04:25

LINT LICKER!

QueeenB May 15, 2007 06:58

I absolutely love this commercial. I stop and watch it everytime it comes on. LINT LICKER...Love the way she says it...Good job!!!!

[Anonymous] May 15, 2007 11:15

I love this commercial! "Lint licker" is my new line now! The accent is awesome when she says it!

B May 15, 2007 11:22

FREAKIN HILARIOUS...I RECORDED IT AND HAVE WATCHED PROBABALY 15 TIMES.

zebra May 16, 2007 00:49

best commercial of all time.

Jessica May 17, 2007 12:41

This commercial makes me laugh until I cry every time I see it. By far, the best Orbitz commercial yet.

Stevie May 17, 2007 17:12

Who is the brunette woman who is the mistress? She's an actress I've seen before but I cannot remember it! Does anyone know her name or something else she has been in??

Jess May 18, 2007 10:18

This is the best commercial ever!! My husband and I have been calling eachother those names since we first seen it...lol The kids have no idea what we are talking about hehehe

whocares May 19, 2007 12:17

this is the funniest commercial when your high..just watch the girls neck and how she says lint licker

blah May 20, 2007 00:21

suuuuuuuuper funny! :)

smiley! May 20, 2007 11:16

YOU HOBOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheila May 20, 2007 15:54

Loved this commercial. Don't leave the TV when this is on.

Karen May 20, 2007 15:57

What a funny commercial. Love the guy, and love the name calling. It's so funny.

Eileen S. May 20, 2007 16:02

LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL - LOVE THE GUY - BEST COMMERCIAL!

THE cootie queen! May 20, 2007 18:12

I have this on my front page and watch it everyday I get on the computer.

WHAT THE FRENCH, TOAST!! lOl

L. Wright May 22, 2007 13:02

Stinky McStink Face!!!

I want to know who gets paid to come up with this stuff cause he should DEFINATLY get a raise.

[Anonymous] May 23, 2007 17:09

This commercial is SO great - I've told people at work and they're laughing at the lines I keep repeating and they haven't even seen the commercial yet!

angie f. May 24, 2007 19:37

haha very funny commercial espeacially when bill says "what the french toast"

funky.fresh May 27, 2007 20:48

i say it at school and get responses like "again, again"

hahaha.
i love it

morrellz May 28, 2007 12:50

This commercial has to be the funniest one I have seen in a long long long time. This one and the T-mobile commercials with the guys girlfriend in the top five and the secret lovers song play when she calls, these two are the funniest thing on television. I can never get enough. I piss myself everytime I see them! Who ever came up with these commercials deserve huge bonuses!!!! Awesome job!!

poopy June 02, 2007 15:47

abby!!! June 08, 2007 20:34

i can imatate that gurl so much better!!! lol..but great job iwth it..lol..u lint-licker!!

MARIA June 12, 2007 17:43

OMG!
LOL SON OF A BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG LOL

Jen June 16, 2007 16:20

wow this is funny. YOU LINT LICKER. what the french toast?. and you hoboker are hilarious. omg i cant stop laughing. :D

Leelo June 21, 2007 12:12

OMG thisz commercial is funny as heck and they arent even cursing lmao funny stuff

Courtney June 22, 2007 09:53

Me And My Bff Rusty Loves Saying This Commercial We Crack Up Everytime

kuh-wrist-eeey June 23, 2007 07:46

i love this commercial.

christy June 23, 2007 07:47

i love the end when she chokes her.

dshortey June 29, 2007 14:57

one of the funniest commercials i have seen in a while.

jazmin June 30, 2007 10:15

i love it do u think i wouldnt find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen? who r u calling a cootie queen u lint licker. i love the way she says lint licker

LEO July 03, 2007 18:07

Can someone please post an mp3 of this commercial? I wanna throw it on my next kooky music mix.

jg July 08, 2007 22:17

Started calling everyone a "lint licker" at a golf tournament . . . they died laughing . . . and didn't even know what I was doing

DRG July 18, 2007 12:43

I love this commecial and I also call everyone a "lint licker"

alieta July 19, 2007 12:53

i love the what the french toast!! you lint licker. priceless awesome!! love it

Taters Mom July 19, 2007 23:44

I LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL...IT IT SO FREAKIN' FUNNY,I CAN BE SO MAD AND SEE IT AND JUST BUST OUT LAUGHING.MAJOR PROPS TO WHOEVER COME UP WITH THIS!!!LOL

ALLETA DANIEL July 22, 2007 07:57

OMIGOSH....BEST FREAKIN COMMERCIAL EVER!!! NOW WHEN MY HUSBAND OR I GET INTO AN ARGUMENT ONE OF US BREAKS THE MADNESS WITH "WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST" AND THEN WE BUST OUT LAUGHING! WORKS EVERY TIME!!

WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS COMMERCIAL YOU ARE THE BOMB!

Montoya July 22, 2007 16:30

Love the head action! She says Lint Licker with such attitude. HILARIOUS!

Strango July 31, 2007 08:58

This commercial ROCKS! Ha ha!
www.myspace.com/strango

Jack August 06, 2007 19:29

TO STEVIE.. The brunette is an actress out of New Orleans, I worked with her on stage a few years ago, she's great. I called the diector of the show she and I did and left him a message I'll post back with her name.

Keith August 06, 2007 22:36

Jack, thanks for the actress's name. I could list her in the cast above, but I want to confirm it first. Have any more information about her - online resume, etc.?

Brandi London August 08, 2007 09:31

This is the best commercial ever; I printed it out and the transcript is hanging on my desk. I called my husband a cumquat today! Thanks orbit marketing department!

Hoboken August 08, 2007 14:58

OMG i freekin love this commercial i started repeating the whole commercial and apperently they've never seen it before so i ended up looking like a total doof.

they saw it. they loved it. they died laughing.

Hoboken August 08, 2007 15:11

OMG i freekin love this commercial i started repeating the whole commercial *TO MY FRIENDS and apperently they've never seen it before so i ended up looking like a total doof.

they saw it. they loved it. they died laughing.

*i left that part out in the comment above sorry!

Dana August 28, 2007 21:27

Hi Keith. About the brunette actress: I'm from New Orleans and had the pleasure of getting to know her through a guy I was dating. She's a great gal and such a character! Her name is definitely Jesse. I never knew her last name. Thanks for the info.

*Sylvia* September 06, 2007 08:46

Awesometastical! I used this on a slide show about EUPHEMISMS in English class, everyone cracked up!

dominator September 06, 2007 21:18

best commercial...EVER!!!

French September 07, 2007 13:54

Our last name is French? so it gets repeated play in our house.... and is hilariously close to another really great F word that is adds such appropriate emphasis

Ms. Thomas September 07, 2007 14:43

This is the best commercial EVER!!! I love the lint-licker part! I can't get it out of my head. It's the best!!! I totally agree with others who have said that who ever came up with this deserves a HUGE raise! This is true creativity!!!! They are all that!!!! I just can't say enough about it other than keep them coming!

Lil Ceaser September 08, 2007 23:21

OMG tisnf this one is funnier

GodofChaos1 September 14, 2007 11:43

I Love this commercial especially that mean right hook after she called her a hoboken.....heheheh and was choking the mess out of her at the end........awesome

Carrie Lynn October 07, 2007 17:14

Hey there Bookie! I love you! Get your booty home you LINT LICKn' Linda!
Okie da da dokie Pokie!!!
MeSoOrnieMeLoveUlongTime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carrie Lynn October 07, 2007 17:20

Hey there Vicky!!! I love you all so much!
U should send Lint Lick'n Linda home! We miss her
Ok I'll talk to ya later you Cooty Queens!
"Yoda" I know I know...........from South Dakota

Carrie Lynn October 07, 2007 17:21

YOU LINT LICKER.........................................................................................................................!

tester October 12, 2007 10:40

they guy who made this commercial should be a star...i would actually watch commercials if they were more like this...i usually tivo thru them unless i see this one then i stop rewind..stop rewind..

Andy October 13, 2007 17:44

The redheaded actress is Jane Voortman, although she could be using another name. I went to college with her.

Linda October 22, 2007 13:49

My son and I just love the way the mistress chews her gum.

Emdeuuce October 26, 2007 20:23

I love this commericial! YOU LINT-LICKER! IMMA START SAYING THAT AT SKOOL :)...

Sarah October 28, 2007 12:22

This is my absolute favorite commercial...I wish I had recorded it with my dvr...hiiiiiiiiiilarious

melter October 30, 2007 16:30

i totally love that comercial it is so hilarious!!!! that is totally something to L.O.L about!!!! I always tell my friends they are dirty lint lickers

terresa October 30, 2007 16:34

carlos sucks

melo October 30, 2007 16:39

this commercial is so dumb!the wife's accent is hillarious !!!!!!I always hear people say "What the french toast?" I always say you dirty lint licker in a stupid accent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

carlos October 30, 2007 17:17

i love jackie

cod October 30, 2007 17:18

hi terresa

edward October 30, 2007 17:20

this commercial sucks like cody

cod October 30, 2007 17:20

hello

baby jocker October 30, 2007 17:22

teresa you cool

cod October 30, 2007 17:22

edward sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=)

bananna October 30, 2007 17:34

lol................

Edward c. October 30, 2007 22:29

teresa thanks for showing me this commercial right no im at my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baby joker October 31, 2007 15:21

teresa why do you whant to know who do i like

baby joker October 31, 2007 15:22

cody you suck

cod October 31, 2007 15:24

hi edwerd & terresa

baby joker October 31, 2007 15:27

teresa answer me

cod October 31, 2007 15:28

cod October 31, 2007 15:32

she is not there

[Anonymous] November 03, 2007 14:48

teresa is mean to me

baby joker November 04, 2007 16:38

teresa likes pedro

baby joker November 04, 2007 16:41

who do you like then teresa

poopy lupe November 04, 2007 16:45

no one

baby joker November 04, 2007 16:52

come on teresa you have to kinda like someone

baby joker November 04, 2007 16:54

sorry t your cool-

123 November 04, 2007 16:54

ya but its not realy any of your buyisness

123 November 04, 2007 17:03

its a boy

123 November 04, 2007 17:11

ok this is the last hint hr goes to sms now leave me alone !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baby joker November 04, 2007 17:18

i like jackie who do you like

baby joker November 04, 2007 17:19

i dont like jackie i was just kidden

navaris November 05, 2007 14:35

That lint licking brunette is a GREAT little weasel of a mistress...she's hot in an odd, stalker kind of way...Think she does it on the copier? I do! weeeeeeeeeee

BRITTNEY MILLER November 06, 2007 12:42

This is my fav. commercial when i first saw it i laughed so hard i thought my stomache would burst!.....now whenever someone says something crazy or out of the ordinary i said "you lint licking sun-of-a biscut eating bull-dog"...im pretty much known around Sebring High School as the black girl who calls everyone a lint licker!!!!!!!!!!!!!(lmfao)

Diamond November 14, 2007 22:12

biscuit-eating bulldog....lol...thats funy...this has to be one of the best commercials ever....i love it....great one, always makes me laugh...lint licker...lol...

THE-BOSS November 20, 2007 11:45

this do do is frechin funny i love it!!!!!!!!!

some_dewd December 04, 2007 22:30

Jessie Copano, google 'jessiecopano' to see her myspace page.

tift_county_gurl December 17, 2007 13:35

This gets me every time!I love it!!
Me and my friends always say this!!

Mike Mike December 26, 2007 10:16

I'm pretty much known as the office clown, so I called a co-worker of mine a doo doo head cootie queen one day and she did not like it at all!! Then she saw the commercial came back to work and burst out laughing at me! Apparently she saw the commercial for the first time the day after the incident and she and her husband thought it was hilarious!

Chris January 10, 2008 00:32

I like this version better
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU&feature=related

FRENCHTOASTDOODOOQUEEN January 10, 2008 08:01

LOL all i do is say it at school and when another person hears me they do the ending with me lol

YOUR CHECKING ACCOUNT!!!! January 12, 2008 17:27

I work in a high stress job, so when people piss me off, I just call them a lint licker...

Sara January 12, 2008 19:36

AWSOME commercial. ;D

You Hobokin!

[Anonymous] January 19, 2008 14:28

Me and my sister luv this commercial!!! You cumquat!!!

~Queenie~ January 21, 2008 08:58

omg this commercial is SO FUNNY! :)

EmmaMoMo January 28, 2008 19:59

omg this commercial is flipin sweet!!! me and my friend are going to make a commercial too lol im the best at the cootie queen!!

DAN January 28, 2008 22:07

EACH TIME I WATCH THIS COMMERCIAL, I AM LAFFIN MY AZZ OFF. THE WRITERS DID AN EXCELLENT JOB. LOVE IT, LOVE IT LOVE IT. HAWT!! LMASSSSSSO @ SOMEONE ABOVE CALLING PEOPLE LINT LICKERS WHEN THEY PISS HIM/HER OFF AT THE JOB.

[Anonymous] January 29, 2008 16:06

I saw this commercial months ago and just loved it. Hadn't seen it in a while and then I saw it last night and brought it up at work today. My coworkers and I have been laughing about it all day long!

[Anonymous] January 29, 2008 20:23

The actress who plays the mistress is so hot...good commercial otherwise.

MFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 30, 2008 12:55

haza bitches

cootie king January 30, 2008 15:05

I love the mistress!!! Who is she????

Me February 01, 2008 13:50

My new away Message on Aim...
love love love
♥♥♥

Your Mom February 02, 2008 14:51

Look at the mistress's hands when the wife throws the object at the desk..so funny

liil ol shabalaba February 03, 2008 20:46

haha i can act this whole comercial

melanie February 06, 2008 11:24

LOOOOvvvvvvVVVeeee it "you LiiiIIInnntttt LICKerrrrr"

chelsea a.k.a lint licker <3 February 07, 2008 19:43

All I gotta say is that this commercial is sooo frenchin hilarious!

Luv it !

Brian February 07, 2008 21:05

I really like this commercial though the version ive seen never has the "hoboken" line. I think the woman who plays the mistress is also in that bridgestone superbowl commercial http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fu9ibUWIq8A @0:17.

Mickie February 07, 2008 22:33

OMG, me and my husband are using cootie queen, lint licker and what the french toast all the time..... It's great and a great way to stay censored.

Keith February 07, 2008 23:51

Brian, if you look way up on this page in our Cast section, you'll see her name - Jesse Copano. Click that and you'll see we credit her for the Bridgestone ad, plus an ampm ad.

Brian February 08, 2008 19:07

Thanks Keith! Nice site you have here. I hope to see jesse in some more ads, she has great facial expressions.

berserkley February 10, 2008 11:37

I hate all the Orbit ads EXCEPT this one. The #1 best ad of 2007!

jeanbean February 19, 2008 09:03

Stinky McStinkface!

jtown February 22, 2008 12:28

I want to do naughty things to
the mistress

Hannah Montana February 28, 2008 16:14

I love that commercial you lint licker LOL He ha
I love Colbie you know the won who sings bubbly oh Ya

Hannah Montana February 28, 2008 16:19

I Think shane Williams is so hot I also think this is the best commercial ever I also think I aam the best person in the world!!! YOU LINT LICKER!!!!!!@@@####$$$%%^%^^^&&&&***(())

hehe March 06, 2008 18:39

omg, i have heard Lint Licker so many times. at shool everyone says BOOT LiCKERS! hehehe

Anna April 01, 2008 18:28

This commercial is so funny,lol replacing all the badwords with weirdwords out of no where. :-D

Dan April 13, 2008 04:19

This commercial is not funny! "What the french toast" is not funny either. I had never seen this commercial before and a co-worker kept saying that it was annoying.

lacie April 28, 2008 09:34

i thought those commercials were the best . a friend of mine and me are doing it for a french project .

lacie April 28, 2008 09:34

i thought those commercials were the best . a friend of mine and me are doing it for a french project .