Capital One - Dragon Slayer
Summary: A dragon slayer rewards fall short of what he expected
A knight rides up to a king carrying a dragon's head. He asks for his reward. A jester opens up a chest that contains a thank you card. When the knight asks if that's all, the king responds by quickly reading off of a large scroll. The terms read list that a minimum of four dragons slain and their tails must be returned to ensure that it was a dragon and not a large lizard. After reading the list the king announces that he has qualified to marry his daughter, who is of questionable beauty.