Rozerem - Honest Abe
Summary: A man suffering from insomnia visits characters from his dreams
A man groggily walks to his kitchen table during the night. Sitting at the table is Abraham Lincoln. He says they've been waiting for him and notes that he has a chessboard set up for them. A groundhog(or possibly a beaver) then accuses Abe of cheating to which Abe responds 'Hello, honest Abe.' Abe and the groundhog explain that insomnia is common and that Rozerem can help. In the background, standing at the counter is a man in a standard diving dress used for deep sea diving.
- Kevin Bernston ... Man with insomnia
- Ted Rooney ... Abe Lincoln
- Michael Kostroff ... Beaver
- David Hadinger ... Man in diving suit