Miller Lite - Fruit - Man Laws
Summary: A man law is established - no fruit in beer.
Mr. Murray: Men of the Square Table. Is it cool for men to put a lime wedge in their beer?
Mr. Renteria: I think so. It's like tropical.
Mr. Flynn: Plus it prevents scurvy.
The Scribe: I had scurvy once.
Mr. Reynolds: Why don't we just hollow out a coconut, drop in a little umbrella, and call it a beer-a colata.
Mr. Hart: Really?
Mr. Gesner: Who knows what they'll put in our beer next. Banana slices. Kumquats.
Mr. Binnie: I mean where does it end?
Mr. H: I'll tell you where it ends. Right here! No fruit in beer.
The Scribe: Don't fruit the beer.
Mr. H: Man law?
All: Man law.
Voice-over: For great taste, there's no debate. Miller Lite.
- Director: Peter Farrelly
- Burt Reynolds ...
- Jackie Flynn ...
- Paul Renteria ...
- Zen Gesner ...
- Ty Murray ...
- Johnny Holiday ... The Scribe
- Carey Hart ...
- Brian Binnie ...
- Triple H ...