Capital One Venture - Teacher
Summary: Alec Baldwin poses as a substitute teacher to teach the kids some things about Capital One Venture double miles.
"Um, where's Mrs. Davis," asks one of the children.
"She took an early spring break thanks to her Double Miles from her Capital One Venture card. Now, what was Mrs. Davis teaching?"
"Spelling," replies one of the boys.
"That's not a subject, right? I mean spellcheck, that's a program."
"Algebra?" says the redhead girl.
"OK, persons A and B are flying to the Bahamas, how fast will they get there?"
"Don't you need distance, rate, and ..." The girl is cut off by Alec.
"No, all it takes is Double Miles."
The class is in awe. One of the girls presents him with an award. "You're the world's best teacher."
"This is so unexpected. What's in your wallet?"