Honda Accord - Semantics
Summary: A car saleswoman tries to convince customers that her car company's warranty is the same as being reliable.
A couple shops for cars at an unnamed car dealership, but they are skeptical. They are concerned about reliability, and point to the Honda dealership next door. "So let me get this straight. You're telling me that this car is just as reliable as a Honda Accord next door?"
The sales lady, Abigail, says, "Well, pretty much. It has a super long warranty."
"That's not the same thing."
"Sure it is. If anything breaks, you can rely on the warranty. So, it's reliable."
"So, it's the warranty that's reliable, not necessarily the car."
"Were you this tough on the Honda dealer? I feel like you weren't."
- Abigail Marlowe ... Car Saleswoman