PlayStation 3 - Candle - Dear PS
Summary: An unsatisfied girlfriend complains her boyfriend hasn't hooked up the PS3 to the Internet.
The woman, Scarlett Sire - Unsatisfied Girlfriend, tells Kevin Butler - VP of Enough is Enough - that her boyfriend still hasn't hooked up the PS3 to the Internet. Butler then explains what the lady already knows, that PlayStation Network gives one access to all sorts of features. Butler compares not utilizing the PlayStation Network to not having an aroma therapy candle in one's bathroom. The kicker is the boyfriend doesn't even like candles.