Fiber One Cereal - Dog Walker
Summary: A man enjoys Fiber One frosted shredded wheat, but his wife doesn't think it has fiber.
A store regional manager is walking his dog when he walks by a man's house. The man is standing outside in his bathrobe. He's eating Fiber One cereal (frosted shredded wheat) and although he enjoys eat, he was told by his wife to throw it out. She had said to him there can't be any fiber in it, tastes too good.
The husband says "I can do what I want." But then he realizes his wife is now standing right behind him.