High Fructose Corn Syrup - Park
Summary: A woman offers her boyfriend a Popsicle.
The couple sit on a blanket in the park, having a picnic. The woman holds up a red ice pop (Popsicle) and asks "Want a bite?" The guy points out it's made of high fructose corn syrup. "You know what they say about it?"
She replies "What?" Then she goes onto list some public service reasons why HFCS might not be that bad.
- Zibby Allen ... Woman