Kinko's - Nightmare
Summary: A dedicated Kinko's employee has a nightmare in a deserted town where all printed material is bland.
Kenny is a dedicated Kinko's employee, as demonstrated by all the Kinko's schwag he has in his bedroom. He's asleep in bed, and find himself in a black-and-white dream on a deserted city street.
Banners and signs around town are small and simple. He screams "Doesn't anyone know all the things Kinko's can do?" A voice-over explains how "Kinko's has digital photo centers, signs, posters, and banners. And custom business solutions."
- Director: Tom Routson
- Ryan Stiles ... Kenny