Domino's Pizza - Oreo Dessert Pizza - Moustache
Summary: A son is upset that his oreo mustache isn't as thick as his father's.
A girl walks into a room and tells her father that he has something on his face. He explains that it is an Oreo Dessert Pizza mustache. The boy explains that you get it whenever you eat the Oreo Dessert Pizza. The boy goes on to lament that his mustache just isn't as thick but the father reassures him that it will get thick given time.