Right Guard - Deer
Summary: A man fights off a rabid deer in the forest
While hiking in the the woods with a woman, a man spots a deer. He calls out to it softly and slowly walks towards it. The deer is then shown to be foaming at the mouth, and his eyes glow red just before he attacks the man. The man and the deer fight, during which the man yells relatively mild insults at the deer such as 'what's the matter with you.' The deer runs off after being beaten and the man checks his underarms to make sure he didn't sweat. His girlfriend comes up to him and calls him awesome. As they walk away he suggests they go 'pitch a tent.'